吃屎都赶不上热乎的
chī​shǐ​dōu​gǎn​bu​shàng​rè​hu​de

to be extremely slow

吃屎都赶不上热乎的 吃屎都趕不上熱乎的 chī​shǐ​dōu​gǎn​bu​shàng​rè​hu​de
to be extremely slow
Literally "to be unable to even catch the shit while it is still warm"; used to describe someone who is so slow or incompetent that they always miss out on opportunities or fail to keep up with others.