2 sentences

1. 为什么鸟屎擦不掉呢？

   wèi​shén​me niǎo shǐ cā bu diào ne?

   Why isn't the bird poop coming off?

   Source: AI Challenger 2017

2. 这是今天第二只在我身上拉屎的鸟了。

   zhè shì jīn​tiān dì'èr zhī zài wǒ shēn​shang lā shǐ de niǎo le.

   This is the second bird that has pooed on me today.

   Source: OpenSubtitles